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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #15 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:23

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:22:

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MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17:

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Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. Angry

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. Grin

Boys too. I aint particular like. Kiss

When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? Thumbs Up!

Not bad for a retard Grin

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #16 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? Grin

your wife didnt complain Wink

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days Shocked

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #17 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:25

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? Grin

your wife didnt complain Wink

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days Shocked

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #18 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:28

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hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? Grin

your wife didnt complain Wink

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days Shocked

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

steve id change your nappy anytime mate Thumbs Up!

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #19 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:29

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hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? Grin

your wife didnt complain Wink

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days Shocked

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

I wouldnt go back, the old girl was all thumbs When it came to putting in the safety pin, I felt a small prick. Embarrassed

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #20 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:29

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MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17:

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Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. Angry

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. Grin

Boys too. I aint particular like. Kiss

Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. Huh

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #21 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:29

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:28:

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hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? Grin

your wife didnt complain Wink

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days Shocked

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

steve id change your nappy anytime mate Thumbs Up!

Erm.....how can I put this..........no.

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Reply #22 - 08. Apr 2011 at 21:31

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:29:

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MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17:

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Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. Angry

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. Grin

Boys too. I aint particular like. Kiss

Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. Huh

It sounds like you had some colourful colleagues, Den Thumbs Up!

Not to mention perverted. Grin

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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: Embarrassing bodies Reply #23 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07 Quote: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent!
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Embarrassing bodies Reply #24 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:10 Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07: Quote: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! I think I'd be depressed as well.
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Ljay Omega Baron Offline The Acrobatics Queen Posts: 2885 North Wales Gender: Drives: 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate, 3.2 Auto MV6 Estate	Re: Embarrassing bodies Reply #25 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46 Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07: Quote: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! Isn't that what gags are for?
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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #26 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:52

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46:

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07:

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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act Grin

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! Grin

Isn't that what gags are for? Wink

Indeed!

......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! Grin

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #27 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:55

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46:

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07:

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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act Grin

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! Grin

Isn't that what gags are for? Wink

Gags are for women real men were the full gimp mask Wink

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Re: Embarrassing bodies
Reply #28 - 08. Apr 2011 at 22:56

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:52:

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46:

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07:

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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act Grin

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! Grin

Isn't that what gags are for? Wink

Indeed!

......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! Grin

A mask then? Roll Eyes

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