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The Birthday Treat
02. Dec 2009 at 12:24

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday.
Doorman says "OK Jim, how's tricks?"
Wife asks "how does he know you?" Jim says "er, I play football with him"
Inside, the barman sayas "usual Jim?"
Jim says to his wife "before you say 'owt, he's on the darts team in me local"
Next, a lapdancer says "hi Jim, d'ya want the special again?"
Wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps in a taxi.
Driver says "Feck me Jim, you've pulled a minger this time!"
Grin

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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #1 - 02. Dec 2009 at 12:25
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Maria Omega Baron Offline I'm proud to be welsh :) Posts: 3790 Derbyshire Gender: Drives: Rover 114 SLi	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #2 - 02. Dec 2009 at 12:27 Brilliant bob
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Pippin Intermediate Member Offline Posts: 343 Birmingham Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2 CD Auto (LPG Fitted)	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #4 - 02. Dec 2009 at 12:51 I like that one.....
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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #5 - 02. Dec 2009 at 13:26 excellent
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #9 - 02. Dec 2009 at 18:30 An oldie but a goodie still
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jonnycool Omega Baron Offline We shag 'em, you eat 'em Posts: 2837 Merthyr Tydfil, S. Wales Gender: Drives: 2001 2.6 Elite Estate	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #10 - 02. Dec 2009 at 21:04 Cracking!
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p j morgan Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1212 nottingham Gender: Drives: elite nissan qashqai rover 1.8	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #11 - 02. Dec 2009 at 21:18 nice one bob keep them coming
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Vamps Omega King Offline Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared. Posts: 16571 Bishop Middleham, Co Durham. Gender: Drives: 2.0L Auto Estate & 2.2 CD Auto Saloon	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #12 - 02. Dec 2009 at 21:25 Nice one.............
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: The Birthday Treat Reply #14 - 02. Dec 2009 at 22:08 Bloody priceless Bob, Thanks
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